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Kitman for President!

Where is sit-down comedy's answer to Harold Stassen when we need him?

Recycling its leftover logo and mission statement from the last two presidential races, the "Draft Kitman for 2004" effort gets underway with a bold stroke, initiating a formal challenge to our duly appointed President Chauncey Gardener from our favorite dark- (or dead-) horse candidate, Newsday columnist Marvin Kitman. (Special bonus: a peek at the Marvin Kitman Family Album.)

Sponsored by the new breakaway coalition, Party Like It's 2099, headquartered right here at The Nearby Café.

Welcome, potential Kitman supporter! Jump Aboard This Bandwagon Now!

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