Where
is sit-down comedy's answer to Harold
Stassen when we need him?
Recycling
its leftover logo and mission statement
from the last two presidential races,
the "Draft Kitman for 2004"
effort gets underway with a bold stroke,
initiating a formal challenge to our
duly appointed President Chauncey Gardener
from our favorite dark- (or dead-) horse
candidate, Newsday columnist Marvin
Kitman. (Special bonus: a peek at the
Marvin Kitman Family Album.)
Sponsored
by the new breakaway coalition, Party
Like It's 2099, headquartered right
here at The Nearby Café.
Welcome,
potential Kitman supporter! Jump Aboard
This Bandwagon Now!
