"Joan,"
I asked my friend as we walked the streets of
Madrid on an early evening in late winter, "why
does it say 'ONCE' on all the kiosks here?"
Joan stopped
to look at me. "'Once'? It says 'Once' on
a kiosk?"
"Not
just one kiosk, Joan," I told him. It says
'ONCE' on every newspaper kiosk I've seen in Madrid."
"I can't
imagine what you're talking about," he said.
Joan, I might add, has a degree in communications,
and is perhaps the best-known photographer/theorist
of the post-Franco generation. (His name is pronounced
YO-an, by the way.) "You'll have to show
me next time we pass one."
I knew that
this would be no problem. It was February of 1992;
we were both in Madrid as participants in a symposium,
Joan coming in from Barcelona, I from New York.
I'd been flaneuring for days during my
off hours -- Madrid is made for walking -- and
I'd seen many of these newspaper kiosks. I'd even
taken to photographing some of them. There was
one every few blocks; all were of the same design,
and invariably, on each side of them, at the top,
in big white letters, a sign read "ONCE."
We continued
strolling the streets in the twilight. Sure enough,
a block or so later we came to a little plaza
containing a kiosk. "There," I said,
pointing to it. Joan stared for a minute, and
then started to laugh through his dark beard.
When he could contain himself, he said, "Allan,
that doesn't say 'Once'; that's ohn-thay
(he gave it the characteristic Catalan lisp)."
At my look of perplexity he added, "Spanish
for eleven."
"Ah,"
I replied, "like onze in French."
He nodded. We walked along a bit further. "Joan,"
I inquired, "why does it say 'eleven' on
every kiosk in Madrid?"
He chuckled.
"It's not really ohn-thay. It's an
acronym: O.N.C.E. Organizacion Nacional de Ciegos
Español. National Organization of Blind
Spaniards," he translated helpfully.
"I see,"
I said. As I recall, we were heading toward a
bar known for a particular form of tapas of which
Joan was quite fond. He had explained to me, before
we set out, that the ritual would involve going
to numerous bars, each of them known for one or
at most two of its tapas, or appetizers, and slowly
eating and drinking our way towards a late supper.
We moved on in silence.
"Joan,"
I asked a few blocks further along, "why
does it say 'National Organization of Blind Spaniards'
on the top of every kiosk in Madrid?"
He smiled.
"First, you must realize that this is not
only on every kiosk is Madrid, but on every newspaper
kiosk throughout Spain. This is because the blind
run all the newsstands in my country."
"You
mean it's a monopoly?" I asked. "Not
precisely," he replied. "By government
decree, and with popular consent, the kiosk franchise,
which is administered through O.N.C.E., has been
given to the blind, as a way for them to support
themselves financially."
"That's
an intriguing idea," I said. "When was
this initiated?" "Oh, years and years
ago," Joan said; "it goes back so far
I cannot even remember when it started."
I pursued
the matter. "Is it successful as a social
program?" Joan smiled again. "More than
successful. They've done so well with it that
the blind not only control the kiosks but own
most of the newspapers. In fact, now they own
most of the radio and television stations as well."
I stopped
in my tracks. "Are you telling me that the
blind control much of the mass media in Spain?"
Joan grinned
and nodded.
"So that's
why it says 'ONCE' on all the kiosks in Madrid,"
I said.
Joan, still
grinning, corrected me: "All the kiosks in
Spain." We continued on our way.
After we'd
walked a ways further, in silence, enjoying the
crepuscular glow of the city, I asked, "Joan,
why does it say 'Red' on all those little yellow
signs that stick out from the walls along the
street?"
"'Red'?"
he replied. "I don't know what you're talking
about. You'll have to show me."