I always look forward to Thanksgivings. We have
so few holidays that aren't either sectarian or
patriotic, that are primitive celebrations of
the rhythmic cycles of life. The big fall blowout
following a bountiful harvest is a human tradition
dating back into prehistory. And since, so far
as I'm concerned, any year that I live through
contains a bountiful harvest by definition, I've
always got cause to eat heartily.
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I like the ritualistic,
ceremonial nature of the foods involved,
but my problem with Thanksgiving food is
that everything's so bland -- creamed or
whipped or pureed or jellied or candied.
It's all delicious in its own way, but none
of it bites. There's simply NOT ENOUGH SPICE
IN THANKSGIVING!
Now, there's an historical
explanation for that. You have to remember
that though the Pilgrims were partying over
their survival in America, they were doing
it with English tastebuds. And the English
may well be the only civilized people ever
to attain decadence without a notable culinary
component to their culture.
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The basic Thanksgiving
ingredients -- birds and native vegetables --
are fine with me; but, not being British myself,
I feel no obligation to that mild style of home
cooking, preferring to put a little snap into
the menu. Among their other virtues, such dishes
diddle the tongue and seem to speed the digestion,
leaving you with the inspiration and the energy
to while away the postprandial hours exploring
something more provocative than the nap.
I've experimented with
the Thanksgiving formula for some time. Here's
the menu I finally came up with and have prepared
in recent years, to the delight of my friends:
SPINACH AND ONION SALAD
WITH NORTH AFRICAN DRESSING
Skin one large ripe tomato
by scalding it (dip it, for just a few seconds,
into boiling water; the skin will slip right off).
Remove the top or stem and cut it into chunks.
Remove the yellow outer peel of a lemon. Put this
peel into a blender with 2 T. of the lemon's juice
and the tomato chunks. Add 1 clove garlic; 1/2
tsp. salt; 1/2 tsp. brown sugar; 1/4 tsp. each
of ground coriander, ground cumin, dry mustard,
paprika; 1/4 cup olive oil; 1/8 tsp. red pepper
or tabasco sauce (or a few dashes of cayenne pepper).
Blend until smooth.
This dressing ripens well,
so make it a few days in advance and refrigerate
it. Otherwise, if you're preparing it close to
mealtime, try to let it stand at least 3O minutes.
Just before serving, pour it over a salad of spinach
leaves and sliced Bermuda (or, if they're in season,
the sweet Vidalia) onions, and toss. (For an alternative,
use it to dress a salad of romaine lettuce, endive,
and fresh shrimp.)
RED-HOT BUFFALO WINGS
I was introduced to this
dish -- on which rests the culinary fame of Buffalo,
New York - in the mid-1970s by Father Leslie
Krims, a faith healer from that curious city.
At that time, you could walk into dozens of restaurants
in Buffalo and order these, but you couldn't do
that anywhere else in the world. Nowadays, of
course, you can find them everywhere.
I take great pride in the
fact that I introduced this delicacy to the metropolitan
New York area in the late fall of 1978
right here on Staten Island. This occurred in
the pages of the North Shore Press, a long-defunct
biweekly based in Stapleton. It took Craig Claiborne
of the New York Times almost three years to catch
up with me on this one. (I will cheerfully verify
this scoop with a photocopy upon request.) So
here, on the 19th anniversary of its New York
City debut, is the original first-Buffalo-wings-to-reach-New-York-City
recipe:
Allow 4-6 chicken wings
per person. Section the wings and shake the parts
in a plastic bag with seasoned flour until coated.
(Seasoned flour: combine 1/2 cup all-purpose flour,
1 tsp. salt, 1 tsp. pepper. Use a finely ground
hot pepper, such as West African, if you have
it.) Spread out on a cookie sheet lined with aluminum
foil and bake in an oven pre-heated to 350 degrees
until done -- about one hour. Some people discard
the tips. I like to gnaw on them, so I cook them
too, on a separate platter, for a little less
time, since theyre so thin.
While they're cooking,
prepare the following:
1) Celery sticks -- a good-sized
handful (say, six stalks, each cut in half) per
person.
2) Hot sauce -- mix this
to taste, depending on your tolerance, but make
it strong. A good base to start with is: 1/4 cup
cider vinegar, 2 tsp. Frank's Louisiana Red Hot
Sauce (now distributed by Durkee's) or salsa picante,
1 T. melted butter (margarine, or even corn oil,
can be substituted). You will need about this
much for each serving.
3) Bleu cheese dressing:
combine 4 oz. crumbled bleu cheese, 1/4 cup salad
oil, 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 1/2 cup yogurt (or substitute
1 cup sour cream for the yogurt and mayo), 4 T.
vinegar, 1-2 pressed garlic cloves, a sprinkle
of chives, and a dash or two of black pepper.
When the wings are done,
remove from the oven and douse them immediately
with the hot sauce. (You can spoon it over them,
or squirt it on with a baster.) Arrange each portion
on a platter or dish with a batch of celery sticks
and a small bowl of bleu cheese dressing. Serve
immediately. (This dish is eaten with the hands,
by dipping both the celery sticks and the chicken
into the bleu cheese dressing.)
CRANBERRY-ORANGE RELISH
The exclusion of turkey
from this menu requires the placatory offering
of a ritual condiment. Fortunately, this proves
easy to do -- and, while this relish doesn't exactly
go with anything in particular, it functions as
a refreshing palate cleanser, not unlike a chutney
or a sorbet. Serve it as a side dish.
Take one 12-oz package
of fresh cranberries, 1 medium orange, and 3/4
of a cup of sugar. Cut the orange into eighths,
removing all seeds. Place oranges -- peels and
all -- and cranberries into a food processor (I
suggest doing this in two batches); blend until
evenly chopped. Add sugar to desired sweetness.
Store in refrigerator or freezer. It improves
with age, so make it a day in advance.
COCONUT SWEET POTATOES
Frankly, my dear, I don't
give a damn about candied sweet potatoes. This
unusual alternative originated in Jamaica (you
know, over in Queens). Allow 1/2 potato per serving.
Bake 2-3 sweet potatoes
(stick them into the oven when you put the wings
in, or nuke em in the microwave). When theyve
softened, cut in half lengthwise and scoop out
the pulp. (Be careful not to tear the skins --
you'll need them in a few minutes.) In a bowl,
mash the pulp with 2 oz. butter or margarine and
a hefty slosh of beer -- anywhere from 3-6 tablespoons
full. Mix in two tablespoons of shredded coconut,
and salt to taste.
Now pile this stuff back
into the shells. Sprinkle with powdered cinnamon
and freshly grated nutmeg, and just a smidgen
of cayenne pepper. Return to the oven for 15-20
minutes to reheat; remove when top gets slightly
crusty.
CHOCOLATE PUDDING CAKE
Mix one cup of brown sugar
and 1/4 cup cocoa in bowl, and set aside. Then
mix one cup of all-purpose flour, 2 tsp. baking
powder, 1/4 tsp. salt, 3/4 cup white granulated
sugar, 2 T. cocoa; add to this 1/2 cup milk and
2 T. of melted butter, blending this into a batter.
Pour batter into 9"
casserole or deep pie plate. Pour dry mix evenly
over batter. Over all of it, slowly and carefully
pour 1-3/4 cups boiling water. Bake at 350 degrees
for 45 minutes (start it going about 15 minutes
after you put in the wings).
Take the cake out, and
-- once it has cooled some -- serve up in wedges
with coffee ice cream on the side. Later, once
things have settled down, top the feast off with
coffee and snifters of cognac. I assure you that
the spirits of the founding fathers forebears
will be properly placated. Try it yourselves,
regardless of your bloodlines. Gobble, gobble.
Yum, yum. Burp. Guaranteed.