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Here, for your surfing pleasure, are the Nearby Café management and staff's favorite uncategorizable websites. Don't miss these variously useful, ingenious, wondrous and/or downright weird way stations in cyberspace. Remember that, in the words of George Frazier, "An age is great in art and every other way in proportion to the eccentrics who thrive in that time."
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Scamorama presents: The Lads from Lagos
Have you by any chance received
one or more letters from a dignitary in Nigeria who has mysteriously gotten your
name and desperately needs your help to help them claim millions of dollars in
funds, for which they'll reward you generously? You have? You too?
Amazing! This correspondence -- a
unique form of internet literature -- comes to you courtesy of a crowd
collectively known as the mugu
guymen. Now you can visit a site that
collects the cream of these missives, and the pranks of those who have opted to
play with them: Scamorama presents: The Lads from Lagos. While
you're laughing, remember: Some of your fellow citizens fall for this stuff.
(Now look up the derivation of the word idiot.) While you're in this mood, stop by the website of the 3rd Annual
Nigerian EMail Conference, ostensibly held in 2003 as a guymen
gathering -- doesn't every profession have such an
event?
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The Internet
Archive
The web doesn't offer
much in the way of a history of itself -- unlike, say, the printed word, there's
no Library of Congress or other repository to which one can turn to find out
exactly what appeared at say, this site, five years ago. Unless a site archives
its own past material (as we do with quite a bit of ours), new material and new
formats simply replace the old. About the closest thing the Web has to the LOC
is The Internet
Archive, which is "building a digital library of Internet sites and
other cultural artifacts in digital form." Click on the link above and try its
Wayback Machine to search its archive of websites past (main pages, mostly) --
including this one.
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The Church of
Euthanasia
This is
why God, in Her infinite wisdom, gave us the 'Net: so that folks like the Rev.
Chris Korda -- cross-dressing son of Michael K. -- at The Church of
Euthanasia could sermonize on such matters as the church's "four
pillars" -- abortion, cannibalism, sodomy and suicide. (In case you were
wondering, they're advocates of all four). To say that they go well beyond Zero
Population Growth puts it mildly. They have serious downsizing in mind, and a
do-it-yourself attitude.
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The Living
Almanac of Disasters
Down
in the dumps? Wondering why bad things happen to good people like yourself?
Well, as The Old Philosopher used to say, "Lift your head up high and take a
walk in the sun," because bad things happen to bad people too. In fact, they
happen to all kinds of people, for no ostensibly sound reason. Want proof? Visit
The Living
Almanac of Disasters. Ah, schadenfreude. Nothing cheers people up more quickly than the
misfortunes of others (except for those with imagination enough to wonder what
it would feel like to have those things happen to them). Enter with care;
proceed with caution.
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Chronicles of the Future
Wanna
know how it's gonna go? They're Chronicles of the Future, and their guess is as
good as ours (or
yours).
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